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sliderulesyou
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This member was last online:01/09/2010 14:08:01
This member joined: 04/02/2008
Location(s): London/Gatwick/phone/cam/video: Omnipresent for cash.
Ms Slide: prolific writer, cheerful sadist, hypno-manipulatrix, agony aunt, and Forum Magazine's official House Mistress.
New blogs, videos, photos and more - updated every week. A substantial discount to the price of a session will be offered if you're willing to be in a video, masked or not.
Enjoys: 
Bankers' Confessional = Spring 2010 SALE
Are you a banker...?
Inspired by the proposed "Robin Hood Tax", London Dominatrix Ms Slide is launching the "Bankers' Confessional". Of course, not every banker is a swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickhead, just as not every swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickhead is a banker. Yet there are some individuals in the financial sector who remain substantially wealthier and less bruised than they deserve to be under the circumstances. As a relatively ethical Sadist, it's Ms Slide's job to even things up.
In exchange for their wads of cold, hard, dirty cash, bankers who volunteer for The Confessional will be invited to the Gatwick dungeon to explain and apologise for their own foolish excesses. They will then receive a suitably humiliating punishment.
Are you anyone else...?
Good news! Profits received from swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickheads will go towards heavily discounted sessions for people who aren't bankers, or at least who aren't swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickheads. For a limited period, Ms Slide's hourly rate will be a lot less than usual - £150 for hypnosis and £100 for caning and CBT. Get in touch for further details.
slide@sliderulesyou.com
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Sessions with Ms Slide are, on average, £200 per hour for incalls in London/Gatwick/Hampshire locations, but this can vary, depending on the service requested - also, for a short time during Spring 2010 you can take advantage of the Bankers' Confessional and sale for everyone else. Slide’s main place of business is a five minute taxi ride from Gatwick Airport. Outcalls are negotiable. A substantial discount is offered if you consent to being filmed. Masks are available for your own anonymity if this is the case, and model release forms will be signed before any images are distributed. You must be clean and bring two forms of photo ID. Discretion is assured but identification will be required to prove that you are over the age of 18, and for Ms Slide’s own security. If you do turn out to be a crazed axe murderer posing as a submissive client, Ms Slide will inevitably win anyway, but the police/paramedics/coroners do tend to ask for a name and details so photo ID saves a lot of hassle.
For more details, contact slide@sliderulesyou.com
p.s. If you send an email and don’t get a reply, check your spam folder! x
p.p.s. An afterthought from Ms Slide: People often ask what a session with me involves. I find that prescriptive lists of available activities are a bit impersonal. For me, it’s all about compatibility with the client. I do like to learn about and engage with other people’s fetishes, so I’m always open to trying new things. However, so many people have asked me to be more specific that I’ve now compromised by adding a list - a not even remotely exhaustive or particularly detailed list - of things I’ve enjoyed in the past, definitely don’t do during every session, but could be persuaded to do again in the future if you slither up on bended knee and ask very nicely:
Caning. Very hard caning. Normally with evil sticks in a selection of synthetic materials as they sting the most. I also like to hit people with riding crops, floggers, whips, and anything else I’ve got to hand.
Ballbusting and cock and ball torture (CBT). It’s great. Don’t worry, I won’t just jump in and kick you in the nads unless you specifically request it, but it makes me very happy when you do. I also torture nipples and other extremities.
Hypnosis. it’s been a hobby and personal fascination since I was sixteen. I’m like that snake from The Jungle Book. Or a less beardy, less magic, Derren Brown.
Bondage. I don’t know half as much about arty Japanese bondage as I’d like to, but enjoy experimenting with rope, cable-tie, cling film mummification, the cage, St Andrew’s Cross, and any other interesting forms of restraint that you or I can think of.
Feminisation (or “feminization” if you’re an American or a Google search bot). Whether you end up transformed from an ugly ducking into a beautiful swan or into an ugly duck, I do enjoy giving makeovers if asked in advance.
Chastity, Teasing and Denial. Gloriously frustrating, isn’t it. If you buy a chastity device, I’ll be delighted to take away the key and keep you out of mischief.
Forced Bi. I’m of the opinion that everyone is at least a bit bi, especially you, but if you prefer to go through the formalities of being made to suck cock then please do let me know well in advance and I may be able to sort something out.
Trampling and (Clothed) Facesitting. I like to tread on or sit on people. It’s fun.
Foot and Leg Worship. My feet are sensitive, as are the hard little muscles in my legs, so both require a lot of massage and looking after. I’m rough with my shoes, so they occasionally need some care and attention too.
Blackmail and Financial Play. Consensual, of course, and only by very specific request, but I love the buzz it gives me.
Humiliation and Cuckolding. If your personal insecurities and shortcomings excite you, then I’ll be happy to exploit them. After all, I love it when grown men cry.
Women/Couples. I am very, very bisexual and love sessions with women, whether I’m dominating her alone, I’m topping alongside her partner, or she and I are double-Domming someone else. Women are every kind of lovely.
Interrogation. I’m thrilled by elaborate psychodramas where I get to threaten, gloat, strut about in leather gloves and be generally evil.
As for what I don’t do, most of it comes down to wavelength and compatability. If a sub approaches me with a list of demands and a stroppy attitude, I won’t even bother to respond. I have no patience with anyone who is looking for a subservient Domme. There’s a market for that, but I’m definitely not it. Also, much as I don’t judge anyone whose kink involves vomit or poo, that’s just not my cup of tea either. I’m far too squeamish. Adult babies are generally lovely people as well, but sadly I’ve known far too many childish men and I’m just not the nurturing type.
The list will be updated when I discover or remember anything else. If your kink isn’t here, then do send an email anyway to see if it’s something I’ve forgotten to mention or something I’d like to get involved with.
Self description:
"Who is Ms Slide...?"
Lions are predominantly nocturnal, dozing for up to twenty hours on an average day, then rising in the evening to concentrate on acts of intense and bloody violence, before feeding, drinking, and going back to sleep again. Ms Slide operates in much the same way.
She is rumoured to be anything from zero to several million years old, though carbon-dating suggests that she’s probably about thirty. Having loitered around the edges of the fetish scene in London since the late ‘nineties, Ms Slide can often be seen destroying hapless minions at Pedestal, Subversion, and Club Twisted, holding regular private parties and appointments, and doing nasty things to nice people on naughty websites. She’s from the same part of the world that spawned the marvellous Derren Brown, which could explain her love of the hypnotic arts and her goatee beard.
Ms Slide is a Dominatrix. A Dominatrix is not a prostitute. I will say this again, for those who don’t quite understand, or who have ever inadvertently read The News Of The World: A DOMINATRIX IS NOT A PROSTITUTE. Much as prozzies do an admirable job, as does anyone who works in a profession that involves taking orders from someone else (be they a street-sweeper, soldier, or second-in-command at Microsoft) a Dominatrix doesn’t get fucked in exchange for cash, and is subordinate to nobody. Ms Slide will not be told what to do. She is perfectly aware that her stubbornness is a character defect, but it works very well for her chosen career, so she’s sodding well sticking with it.
Whether you get a private session with Ms Slide depends entirely on your timing and her mood. Her policy for selecting clients is similar to that of a hyperactive kitten who’s stumbled across a nest of terrified, scurrying ants. She’s a flighty, fickle, capricious creature, and if she doesn’t reply to an email or text message then don’t take it personally. It probably just means that she can’t be bothered to go through her messages, and thus the spam-pile has consumed it. Ms Slide has the attention-span of a stoned goldfish, and if she appears to be ignoring you, she’s almost certainly become momentarily fascinated by someone or something else and is neglecting her admin. (Well, unless you’ve sent her a copied-and-pasted message with a haughty list of demands, trying to order her to order you around. In that case, she is ignoring you.) She sessions when she chooses, with whom she chooses, and charges what she chooses, depending entirely on her whims and cravings. Sometimes she wants to enslave someone. Sometimes humiliate. Sometimes hurt. She doesn’t care how much money you have. If your interests match her desires, then you’ll probably get a reply. If not, you won’t. Either way, life goes on*.
She writes. She paints. She faffs about with electronic music and loops, not through any particular talent, but because she finds it fun. She likes the usual things that most humans like - comedy, reading, naked women, espionage, films, Stephen Fry, DVD box-sets, men who cry, obscure albums, gardening, leather gloves, morris dancing, and red wine. She dislikes casual racism, tabloid newspapers, and food that has a face. She lives in a beautiful little house between London and Gatwick with a small, green Senegal parrot called Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar.
Contact Ms Slide at Slide@SlideRulesYou.com
*unless she kills you.
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